Joel, has taken the liberty of creating his own Ten Dumb Things Smart Christians Believe, but he is doing it in a mocking tone, not to mention none of what he says it true.
1. A mistranslated book written by cave people is a reliable guide to the modern world.
First, the Jew most certainly were not "cave people". Secondly it is not mistranslated, we have so mant copies of ancient Bibles/old testemens it we can cross reference them and most all are the same, ecpetf for a grammar error here and there.
7. To show our thanks for his sacrifice , we should put special crackers and wine in our mouths, where they will be magically transformed into his flesh and blood, which we should then swallow despite taboos regarding cannibalism.
It does not turn into his blood and flesh, that is mess some nut job came up with, it is symbolic.
10. Thomas Kinkade is an awesome painter.
He is an awesome painter. Just because it is a little, dreamy does not mean he isn't a good painter.
Taken from:
http://yrif.org/2009/05/14/ten-stupid-things-smart-christians-believe/
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